Overview

1. Michael Loman – THE WHIPPERSNAPPERS

2. Matthew D’Agostino – To Infinity and Bijan

3. Nicolas Mazzawi – Kiss My Mazz

4. Angel Emilio Muina – TANKSZN

5. Jenn Muina – Scoring in the Jennzone

6. Seth Williams – The Ritzie Life

7. Steve Repsold – Team Lurch

8. Michael Beltran – I Still Call It Joe Robbie

9. Danny Allen – Jesus’s Scary Team

10. Alexander Rey Brooks – Downward Dog Michael Irvin

PAY TO PLAY: $150 PER PERSON BEFORE THIS SATURDAY AT 11:59 PM

ESPN PLATFORM + SNAKE DRAFT

10 TEAMS

FULL PPR SCORING FORMAT

9 STARTERS: 1 QB, 2WR, 2RB, 1 TE, 1 FLEX, 1 D/ST, 1 K

7 BENCH

2 IR SPOTS

$150 BUY-IN

💰 TOTAL POT: $1,500

🏆 1ST PLACE: $1,200

🥈 2ND PLACE: $300

BONUS PTS (PASSING): +1 PT (300-399 YDS), +2PTS (400+ YDS)

BONUS PTS (RECEIVING): +1 PT (100-199 YDS), +2PTS (200+ YDS)

BONUS PTS (RUSHING): +1 PT (100-199 YDS), +2PTS (200+ YDS)

BONUS PTS (ALL THREE): +1 PT (40+ YD TD), +1 PT (50+ YD TD)

NO TRADE LIMIT

NO UNDROPPABLE PLAYERS

6 PLAYOFF TEAMS

PLAYOFF FORMAT: 1-WEEK MATCHUPS / TOP 2 SEEDS GET BYES

WEEK 15 QUARTERFINALS: #3 VS #6 AND #4 VS #5

WEEK 16 SEMIFINALS: 1 VS LOWEST REMAINING AND #2 VS OTHER

WEEK 17 CHAMPIONSHIP: TOP TWO TEAMS

NO GAMES IN WEEK 18 (NFL TEAMS BENCH STARTERS)

COMMISSIONER: MICHAEL LOMAN

POLITICAL SYSTEM: DEMOCRATIC AUTOCRACY

VOTING FOR MOST THINGS AND MAJORITY RULES.

RESPECT THE VOTE!

OPTIONS

1. THE FRIARS CLUB TREATMENT: GET ROASTED BY A CELEBRITY ON CAMEO.COM (VIDEO PROOF + SOCIAL MEDIA POST)

2. KARATE MASTER: PUBLIC KARATE CHALLENGE (COSTUME + 5 TASKS + VIDEO PROOF)

3. CODEWORD: 7 DAYS OF ON-COMMAND CHARADES (ANIMAL STYLE EDITION + 1 PER DAY + VIDEO PROOF)

4. BIRDS OF A FEATHER: WEAR A BIRD COSTUME TO AN ASSIGNED LOCATION AND "FLY" AROUND FOR 5 MINUTES (NOISES + MOVEMENT + VIDEO PROOF)

5. THE MAYONNAISE MEAL: GO TO A DINER OR FAST FOOD JOINT, ORDER ONLY A BOWL OF MAYONNAISE, EAT IT WHILE LOUDLY COMPLIMENTING THE CHEF (NOISES + VIDEO PROOF)

6. FANTASY FIRE DRILL (A HOT ONES CHALLENGE): EAT 10 INCREASINGLY SPICY WINGS WHILE ANSWERING LEAGUE-PROVIDED QUESTIONS (VIDEO PROOF)

7. THE DIRTY DOZEN: POSE FOR A FULL "PIN-UP STYLE" 12-MONTH CALENDAR (12 SHOTS + COSTUMES + PHOTO PROOF)

8. SNAP COUNT (BEND IT, AND SEND IT): SNAP-AND-CATCH DRILL IN PUBLIC WITH RANDOM STRANGERS ACTING AS QB. NO SHOTGUN. UNDER CENTER ONLY. IF CATCH IS DROPPED, REDO. (25 SNAPS + COSTUME + VIDEO PROOF)

9. ADVENTURE TIME (LAST YEAR’S PUNISHMENT): SAME-DAY FLIGHT SOMEWHERE WITH $350 LIMIT (COSTUME + 5 TASKS + VIDEO PROOF)

10. LOW HANGING FRUIT OPTION: ASK COMMISSIONER FOR DETAILS.

UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Jenn (Scoring in the Jennzone) finished in last place last season and never completed her league-assigned punishment.

OPTION A — PAIRED PUNISHMENT: Jenn and this year's last-place finisher complete this year’s punishment together. Same punishment, same tasks, and each assists with photo/video.

OPTION B — SEPARATE BUT EQUAL: Jenn completes last year's punishment alone, and this year's loser completes theirs separately.

OPTION C — CASH MONEY: Jenn doesn't complete any punishment, but she owes a $350 fine directly into the prize pot for this year AND she must draft a kicker or defense in round one of next year's draft.

Awards

Highest Score In A Week

Steve / Team Lurch / Week 12 / 205.06 (Steve) v. 86.04 (Nick)

Lowest Score In A Week

Loman / The Whippersnappers / Week 6 / 68.42 (Loman) v. 100.68 (Seth)

Best Meme

TOP 3

1. Xander: Just win baby.

2. Beltran: I’m your huckleberry.

3. Seth: Go Bears. NOTE: Sent often—and even if not relevant—which is awesome.

Honorable Mention. Loman: Exciting Whites.

Best / Worst Team Name

Best: Xander / Downward Dog Michael Irvin

Worst: Jenn / Scoring in the Jennzone

Best / Worst Draft Pick

Best: TIE!!!

Steve / Team Lurch: Jaxon Smith-Njigba (In Rd. 3)

Jenn / Scoring in the Jennzone: James Cook (In Rd. 5)

Worst: Nick / Kiss My Mazz: Justin Jefferson (In Rd. 1)

Best / Worst Waiver Pickup

Best: Angel / TANKSZN: Rico Dowdle

Worst: Matt / To Infinity and Bijan: Colby Parkinson

Best / Worst Trade

Best:

Seth (Winner) / Beltran

Seth got Matthew Stafford and Jaylen Warren.

Beltran got Bucky Irving.

Worst:

Matt (Loser) / Seth

Matt got Trey Benson.

Seth got Ashton Jeanty.

The "My Team Was Better Than My Record" Award

Matt / To Infinity and Bijan

The "Sleeper Pick That Overslept" Award

Loman / The Whippersnappers: Keon Coleman

The "Ghost Team Manager" Award

Jenn / Scoring in the Jennzone

The "I Swear I Know Football" Award

Seth / The Ritzie Life

The "Trade Terrorist" Award

TIE!!!

Matt / To Infinity and Bijan

Beltran / I Still Call It Joe Robbie

The "Waiver Wizard" Award

Beltran / I Still Call It Joe Robbie

The "Toughest Team To Face" Award

TIE!!! (BASED ON DATA)

Loman / The Whippersnappers

Beltran / I Still Call It Joe Robbie

Data Factors
Average POINTS FOR and POINTS AGAINST.
Narrow margins and frequency of close games.
Strength of opponents and schedule.
Consistently forced opponents to play their best weeks.
Opponents often had season-high or near-season-high outputs.